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| Choose your Story |
| The No-Nose Adventures |
| Nail Strikes back, and other stories |
| The Adventures of Super Monk By: Davis |
| The Whackamole Game |
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You have now entered a world of total insanity. These stories make no sense, and were not meant to. If you are already delevoping a nervous facial twitch, please, leave while you still have time. |
Once upon a time in the no nosiest place on earth, lived a little freak named krillen and his best buddy Goku. One day Krillen was rolling along, singing the smurfs song when he saw, Dende!
“Hey Dende,” Krillen said “ What’s up?”
“Oh nothing, I’m just going fishing”
Dende frolicked away and Krillen continued on his journey. Then Krillen realized something
“Wait a second, Nameks only drink water! Oh no! THE LAKE!!”
Krillen flew over to the lake and when he got there Dende was as fat as a cow and the lake was half gone.
“You little freak stop drinking the lake!”
“Well at least I'm not nasally impaired!! LOOOOSER!”
“Oh yeah??” Krillen proceeded to kick the snot out of Dende. As he was belting Dende’s brains out, Gohan walked up.
“Hey Krillen, Whacha doing?”
“Oh, nothing”
“Wanna go for a walk?”
“Sure!”
Krillen happily tossed Dende into the lake and walked off with Gohan. On their way, they saw, Yamcha!
“Hi Yamcha!” Krillen said
“Oh hi dumpless, where are you guys going?”
“Oh no where important, what about you?” Gohan said
“Well I was getting ready to comb my hair and i realized my comb was gone! So I'm busy looking for it.”
“Why are you looking for it in the forest?”
“I have absolutely no idea.”
“Okay! Well we’ll help you look for it!” Krillen, Gohan, and Yamcha started looking for Yamcha’s comb.
They searched and searched, but they couldn’t find Yamcha’s comb anywhere.
Gohan decided it would be a good idea to go look by the waterfall. When he got there you’ll never guess who he saw.
It was Piccolo! He was busy floating around doing absolutely nothing so Gohan walked up to say hi.
“Hi there Mr. Piccolo!”
“What are you doing here Gohan?”
“Oh just looking for Yamcha’s comb.”
“You mean THIS!??” and Piccolo took out a coconut cream pie and splatted it in Gohan’s face.
Just then, Bulma’s pants caught on fire and she was jumping around like crazy. She rolled over to Goku’s house and stuck her flaming rear in Goku’s barrel that he takes a bath in. Unfortunately she hit Goku right in the face with her red hot bottom. Goku sprang up out of the barrel.
“What did you do that for!??”
“Oh Goku, your butt naked!”
“Yipe yipe yipe!” and Goku hopped away.
Meanwhile, somewhere out in the forest, Krillen and Yamcha were still looking for Puaru.
"I can’t find your comb anywhere Yamcha!” Krillen said
“Yeah i know, That’s because it’s right in my pocket!”
“Well what a good place for it.”
“So what do you want to do now Dumpless.”
“Hey lets go to Goku’s house and have a big party!”
“What a great idea.”
So they got into Yamcha’s new cruiser and rolled over to Goku’s house. When they got there who do you think they met at the front door?
It was Goku!
“Well fancy meeting you here Goku!”
“Yeah I know, Isn’t it great? Well we have to be really quiet because Gohan’s busy studying.” Krillen walked inside
“Wow it’s really special in here, hey where Gohan?”
Just then Gohan flung himself into the wall and exploded.
“Hey Chichi what's for dinner?”
“Oh Goku, stop asking so many questions, your being such a bad influence on our son! Ever since he’s been hanging around with your crazy friends he’s been nothing but trouble.”
“Oh go easy on him Chichi, he’s just a little boy.”
“ Oh Never mind, now listen Goku I want you to keep all your wild friends outside for your party. I don’t want them to disturb Gohan while he’s studying!”
“Yes dear”
Goku rolled outside and everyone was there. Krillen, Yamcha, Puaru, Tien, Chaiozu, Bulma and even Dende!
“Hi everyone! What are you guys doing here anyway?”
“Happy Birthday!!”
“Oh, you shouldn’t have, Well actually, you should. What did you get me?”
“A new cruiser!” Krillen yelled
“Hey that's my cruiser!!” Yamcha shouted.
So Yamcha and Puaru beat Krillen’s pants off and threw him into a tree.
THE END
---LAST TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z----
Go Ku had finally arrived on Namek and the Ginyu force is preparing to fight.
"Rock Paper scissors, rock paper scissors, rock paper scissors, rock paper scissors, rock paper scissors,"
"Umm guys,"
"Yeah?"
"He's gone."
"Oh man why does this always end up happening to us?"
The Ginyu force turned on their scouters and followed the amazing Goku. Would they we able to catch him? Noooooo body knows.
Meanwhile Dende was busy drinking up a few gallons of water at Guru's place. Krillen and Gohan had just arrived to take Dende to his dentist appointment.
"Hey Krillen?"
"Yeah Gohan?"
"Why do all the Nameks have sharp teeth if they only drink water and never eat anything?"
"Gee willikers Gohan I really don't know."
"I know why!!!!!!" Dende cried
"Why?" asked Krillen.
"TO BITE PEOPLE!!!!!" just then dende jumped up and clapped his jaws shut on Krillen's arm.
"AAAAAAAA GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!!" Krillen flung Dende off and beat the living daylights out of him.
"Go dumpless! Go dumpless!" shouted Gohan.
After Krillen was done whipping the tar out of Dende they stuffed his battered little body into Gohan's backpack and flew off the the Dentist's house.
"Gee Krillen, remember the good old days when all we had to worry about was Oolong stealing Bulma's panties?"
"Yeah little Gohan ol' buddy ol' pal. That was back when i still had a nose."
"Krillen you never had a nose."
"Oh yeah, Why do people always have to remind me of that!!?? It's not my fault I'm a freak of nature."
Krillen and Gohan were happily flying along whistling the Smurfs song when who do you think they saw?!
"Holy Fruits Batman, It's VEGITA!!"
"Hey there baldy and shorty, how's it hangin?"
"Vegita, Is that really you?" Asked Gohan
"Sure i'm really me dumpless. I'm a changed Sai-jihn. Me and Bulma are getting really to elope!!"
"Holy golly gosh gee willikers Vegita!! Your marrying Bulma??"
"Yeah, she's funny, creative, intelligent, and not to mention she has a really nice butt."
"Your right about that!!" Krillen smiled.
"Krillen, your a moron."
Suddenly Dende rolled out of Gohan's backpack and began plummetting towards the Planet's surface.
"Uh oh, here we go again."
Gohan and Krillen flew down to try and catch Dende. Unfortunately they weren't in time and Dende smashed into a huge rock. Strangely he enjoyed it, but anyway.
The Ginyu force was still chasing after Goku, never realizing that they were heading in the wrong direction, for Goku's true whereabouts were unknown to anyone.
Except Bulma of course because she was sitting right next to him! Bulma and Goku were happily enjoying an arousing game of Go fish when, Nail flew up!!
"Howdy wowdy! What's up buddio?"
"Go away, we're trying to play card games!! And besides, your an idiot!"
"Grrrrrrr don't ever call me an idiot. Blaaaaaaah!!!!!" Nail flung himself onto the card table and broke it. Which accomplished absolutly nothing and he was knocked out cold.
"Well that accomplished absolutly nothing." said Bulma
And Bulma and Goku frolicked off into the sunset, never to be seen again, well at least not until the next episode of,
DRAGON BALL Z!!!!!!
Once upon a time a long long time ago in a galaxy far away lived Dende, A little Namek. One day he was just frolicking along and he exploded and thats the end of his part in the story.
Now for the real story. Krillen was wandering through the forest one day looking for his shoes and Tien and Chaiozu walked up and started dancing around.
"Hi Krillen! Me and Tien were just going for a girls night out at the mall!" Chaiozu said.
"Yeah" said Tien
"Hey can i join you guys!?" Krillen asked
"I guess that would be ok! What do you think Tien?"
"Yeah"
So Tien and Chaiozu and Krillen all headed off towards the movies. They were rolling along having a wonderful time when Yamcha bounced up and ruined everything!
"Hey you spilled Punch on my dress!" Chaiozu said.
"Yeah"
"Oh oh oh! I'm so sorry clown person boy I didn't mean it! I was just taking Clinkles for a walk!"
"Who's Clinkles?" Chaiozu asked.
Just then Chaiozu was attacked by a wild boar and he was dead.
When Chaiozu, Krillen and Tien got to the Mall they couldn't beleive it!
"Wow this place is huge!" Krillen said
"Yeah"
They all headed inside and when they reached the rubber ducky section do you know who they saw? It was Goku and Gohan!
"Hi guys!" Krillen and Chaiozu said
"Yeah"
"Oh hi! We were just looking for a birthday present for Chichi!" Goku said crazily
"But Goku It's not Easter yet!" Krillen said
"Yeah"
"I know Guys but this is really important! If Bulma doesn't get that remote control soon the whole city might explode!"
So Goku and Puar ran away as fast as they could to save the burning bridge.
"So you guys what's next?" Asked Krillen
"Lets' go get a bite to eat!" said Chaiozu
"Yeah"
So they all went to the food court and ordered some food. The food they got was really good though it tasted strangly like Puar. After they finsihed eating, they decided to go over the the Video arcade. Krillen was a really good Video game player.
"Hey Chaiozu! This is a really fun game!" Krillen said.
"Yeah"
"What's it called?" Chaiozu asked.
"It's called whack the Namek! You have to hit Dende over and over with a lead pipe."
"Sounds like fun," Chaiozu said
Chaiozu tried his hand at it and then Tien.
"Yeah"
They all had alot of fun and Krillen even got the high score! Suddenly, Bulma turned into a giant all beef patty with extra sprinkles. As soon as they were done playing Video games, Chaiozu suggested that they go for a walk outside.
When they walked out the door they were all hit by a bus and they were road pancakes.
THE END
"Yeah"
One day, a young no nosed freak named Krillen was walking down the street to meet his good old buddy Vegeta. As krillen got to his house, a GIANT radioactive monkey jumped out of a plane and started attacking Krillen, a.k.a. biting him over and over again. Krillen threw the monkey at dende and it started biting him over and over again. Strangely, he enjoyed it until he blew up. When krillen got home, he felt like a giant pickle. When he looked down, he saw he WAS a giant pickle. Then, he turned into a Gazel. Then a alligator. Then goku. then a fat elf. And finally, he was back to normal! But now he had extraordinary powers!
Faster than a speeding monkey!
More powerful than a chicken on drugs!
Can leap tall Nameks in a single bound!
It’s SUPER MONK!
THAT’S RIGHT! SUPER MONK! He had a red cape, blue jump suit, and red underwear on the outside of his pants with stars on them (boxers, not briefs). He looked like an idiot, but could do stuff that normal people couldn’t do! Like open new bottles of ketchup in seconds! He could also light forest fires within a second! Then he’d put them out! And everyone loved him! Especially his good old buddy gohan.
“Hey super monk! It’s me your good old buddy gohan!” gohan would say.
“Hey BRO!” super monk would say back,
After this they would laugh like idiots for a few minutes. Then a truck would hit them, even if they were in the air. Then one day, they got hit by so many trucks they were “sent to the next dimension”.
The end
| Some words of wisdom ~~If at first you don't succeed, try try again. Unless of course you're Krillen, then you would cry like a baby and run away.~~ |  |
